kudes884 (kudes884) wrote,


Got a crappy job that won't start for a few weeks. As long as my drug test, credit check, backgroud check, and reference check all go through.

Basically, I'm still searching cause one or more of those might not clear in my favor. Won't say which ones.

I've an an interview everyday for the past week, which is good for making me move everyday, but bad because I walk in suits for 2 miles a day and get very sweaty. Also good becuase I've gotten very good at saying what I want to "be when I grow up". What a condescending interview question, no?

They are filming a movie outside my apartment, so I'm going to spend the rest of my VERY free day pretending I go to Columbia and have a hip reason to loiter outside the Congress Hotel. One of the dressing rooms is labeled "concierge", so I might end up in there.

Turns out I keep wanting to spend my free days pretending I go to Columbia, either to crash an art show or be too cool for wearing straight leg jeans.

From Malaika02
1. Do you know anyone who has gotten an abortion?
    Yeah, but they don't know I know about the baby-killing.

2. Last awkward moment?
     Yesterday someone saw me accidentally spitting out the masking tape I ate.

3. Do you have any plans for tomorrow?
    I think Terri is coming to visit, but no.

4. Have you ever fallen backwards down a set of stairs?

5. Ever been to a friends house and starved the whole time?
     I'm always starving. It's like, my thing.

6. Ever found more than a dollar in a random place?
     If your wallet is a random place, then yes.

7. Does anyone close to you smoke?
    Not anymore.

8. When a friend walks out of your life, do you go after them, or let them go?
     Depends how far. Over 20 ft, it was best to let them go.

10. Have you ever been corrected at your workplace?
     Of course. Everyday. Mostly I'm corrected on the time.

11. Has anyone ever been much more important to you than a family member?
      Airline pilots, but only for a limited time.

12. Do you still live at home?
      ....I wouldn't call what I do "living". and no.

13. Last time you smiled?
      I dunno. Yesterday I laid down "fart" in online scrabble. it kinda made me chuckle.

14. What do you do when a telemarketer calls?
      Tell them about my day.

15. Would life be the same without alcohol?
       I'd buy more paint.

17. Would you cry if you found out you were pregnant?

18. Have you had the best night of your life?
      yes. but then... I might have it again. What a gay quiz. and I mean that. this quiz like quizes of the same gender.

19. Do you think your current pets will be alive ten years from now?
      Not if the little bastard keeps shedding on my clothes.

20. Ever kissed in a bathroom?

21. When was your last bubble bath?
     Like, 13, 14 years ago? Whenever I had that shark bathtoy.

23. What was the last thing you ate?
     The pavement when I tripped on the curb and smashed my jaw to four pieces.
     JK. Cereal.

24. Where is your pet right now?
     Shedding on my clothes. Also very close to dying.

25. Name five things you did today:
    Yesterday I peed in a cup. That's not today, but its a "not everyday" kind of thing. Unless you REALLy believe in Urine therapy. I guess you'd pee in cups all the time. Today I interviewed with Diane and walked down wabash. Got coffee.

26. Last time you were drunk?
    Last thursday, I think. Maybe wednesday. More tipsy than anything.

27. What color phone do you have?
    Black. Its the chocolate. Just incanse you were wondering. Wanna make out?

28. How many kids do you have?
    Probably not more than 3.

29. What outfit do you have on at this exact moment ?
     The "I just sweated my ass in a suit" outfit. dress pants and a t-shirt.

30. What color are your eyes?

31. Have you ever been to Mexico?
     Not legally, no.

32. When was the last time you drank orange juice?
     few weeks ago.

33. Did you do any chores today?
     No, but I'm going to clean the kitchen and bathroom soon.

34. What are you doing today?
     Stalking the person playing the "concierge" in whatever movie is being filmed.

35. Do you know someone who likes you?

36. Have you ever had a friend named Fred, Frank, or Felipe?

37. What color underwear do you have on?

38. What color is your hair?

40. Have you ever said "I love you" and meant it?
     I suppose

41. Would you cry if someone you loved passed?
     Gas? Depends. what'd they eat?

43. Have you ever been teased really bad?

44. What are you listening to right now?
     All Alone- Gorillaz

45. Did you like the last person you kissed?

46. Do you believe in ghosts?
     Only at night.

47. Have you eaten popcorn in the past 48 hours?

48. Do you have a lot of girls for friends?

49. Do you have a friend with benefits?.
      I think my friend Kelly has health and dental. so yes.

50. Who was the last person you drove with?
     Auntie Angie.
Alright. Gotta go kill my cat.
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